What's My Age Again? (Live)

I took her out it was Friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out and she took off my pants

But then I turned on the TV

And that's about the time that she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again

What's my age again

Then later on on the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And your husband's in jail

This state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that *****hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the hell is call ID

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again

What's my age again

And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in Freshman year

What the hell is wrong with me

My friends say I should act my age

What's my age again

What's my age again

That's about the time she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years ahead to fall in line

Why would you wish that on me

I never want to act my age

What's my age again

What's my age again