Mr. Cheese vs. Mr. Egg (Rap Battle)

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作词 : Stefan Kelk

作曲 : Stefan Kelk

Here we go.Here we go.

My name Mr.Cheese

And I am the greatest imposter

I've even got my own song

I'm a cheesy rock-star

You're scared of me cause you look so jumpy

Well you should be

I pushed humpty dumpty

I'm the coldest killer.But I'm hot as well

All I need is a spoon

To go and break your shell

I'm the cheesiest player alive

Today I'm serving up egg,fried

Well my name is Mr.Egg.And I'm an Among Us legend.

But your friends play one game and call themselves veteran

Well now it's me and the Gentleman and you're old news

You're never gonna win because you always lose

I may be egg-centric but you're a melt

Everyone knows I'm the greatest crew-mate on the skeld

When I'm done with you,you'll be begging me"please"

Cause I'm the one who's slicing up and serving up cheese

This battle is funny because you're a joke

I've got the big brain,your head's full of yolk

If you see me around,I'll be doing some hacking

Look at this guy,under pressure he's cracking

You're running scared,you should go back to Britain

You're just like your mommy even she was a chicken

You're trying to win,well your plan is spoiled

You're in hot water now,and your eggs are boiled

My head's full of yolk?That's what you say,your head's 99% curds and whey

You're coming in second,I'm coming in first

"My name Mr.Cheese",you gotta learn some more words

I'm here to stay,and I'm putting on the root

Who taught you to speak?"I'm Groot"

I'm the one everybody loves me the most

Only thing you're good for is cheese on toast

This is a rap battle and you're starting to remble

You're getting beaten every second and you're looking kinda scrambled

You ain't no MC.yeah your lyrics are fake

I'm gonna whisk you up and put you in a cake

I''ll watch you bake cause I'm the greatest killer around

Everybody knows me when I'm putting it down

I'm the best rapper on the Seven Seas

And only street G's are made of cheese

That cheese was gone soft,I think you can tell

Like Mr.Poopy-Farts,he is beginning to smell

If you see me in the ship,well you better run

Mine is real,yours is a cheddar gun

I'm the most egg-cellent one on the Base

Everybody knows I'm gonna win first place

I'm the new rapper in town,that's was so

Everybody likes their crew-mate,sunny side up