Step Right Up 1976 Tom Waits
TrekStep Right Up

Artis: Tom Waits

Album: Small Change (Remastered)

Waktu rilis: 01-09-1976

Step Right Up (LP版) - Tom Waits


Written by:Tom Waits


Step right up step right up step right up


Everyone's a winner bargains galore


That's right you too can be the proud owner

Of the quality goes in before the name goes on


Onetenth of a dollar one tenth of a dollar


We got service after sales


You need perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring


Something for the little lady something for the little lady

Something for the little lady hmm

Three for a dollar


We got a year end clearance we got a white sale

And a smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away today


Act now act now and receive as our gift

Our gift to you

They come in all colors one size fits all


No muss no fuss no spills you're tired of kitchen drudgery

Everything must go going out of business going out of business

Going out of business sale


Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man


Don't settle for less

How do we do it how do we do'it volume volume

Turn up the volume


Now you've heard it advertised don't hesitate


Don't be caught with your drawers down

Don't be caught with your drawers down

You can step right up step right up

That's right it filets it chops it dices slices

Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn


And it mows your awn and

It picks up the kids from school

It gets ridof unwanted facial hair it gets rid of

Embarrassing age spots

It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens

And it finds that slipper that's been at large

Under the chaise lounge for several weeks


And it plays a mean Rhythm master

It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick your collar


And it's only dollar step right up

It's only a dollar step right up


'Cause it forges your signature


If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product

For complete refund of price of purchase

Step rightup


Please allow thirty days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap imitations

You can live in it live in

It laugh in it love in it

Swim in it sleep in it

Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it

Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets that's right

And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet

Tired of being the life of the party

Change your shorts change your life change your life

Change into a nine year old Hindu boy get rid of your wife


And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax

Doubles on sax you can jump back Jack see you later alligator

See you later alligator

And it steals your car


It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking

It's a friend and it's a companion

And it's the only product you will ever need

Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing


Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff


Gives you dandruff and it's finds you

Ajob it is a job


And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange


And it gives you denture breath


And you know it's a friend and it's a companion


And it gets rid of your traveler's checks

It's new it's improved it's old fashioned

Well it takes care of business never needs winding

Never needs winding never needs winding


Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis

Christ you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy

C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon


'Cause it's effective it's defective it creates household odors

It disinfects it sanitizes for your protection


It's gives you an erection it wins the election


Why put up with painful corns any longer

It's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home


We got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes prizes prizes all work guaranteed


How do we do it How do we do it

How do we do it how do we do it

We need your business we're going out of business


We'll give you the business

Get on the business end of our going out of business sale

Receive our free brochure free brochure


Read the easy to follow assembly instructions batteries not included


Send before midnight tomorrow terms available

Step right up Step right up step right up


You got it buddy the large print giveth and

The small print taketh away


Step right up you can step right up


You can step right up


Cmon step right up


Getaway from me kid you bother me


Step right up step right up step right up


C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon


Step right up you can step right up


C'mon and step right up


Cmon and step right up

***Lirik didapat dari pihak ketiga***

Album default