The Mule Session (Album Version) 2004 Adam Sandler

TrekThe Mule Session (Album Version)

Artis: Adam Sandler

Album: Shhh...Don't Tell (U.S. PA Version)

Waktu rilis: 13-07-2004

 

My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian

My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean

 

My sister's on the dope

and my brother always picks his nose

 

And Daddy's only happy

when he's wearing Mama's pantyhose, yeah

 

I just lost my job to a God damn robot (Good times!)

 

Then my dog got in the freeze box, he ate everything I got

 

But I've got my mule

 

He's a very, very nice mule

 

He walks with me home from school

Cause he's a very, very nice mule

 

When he was a baby my mother fed him gruel

 

But now he prefers to dine on his own stool

 

He always philosophizes with the rabbis after shul

 

Cause he's a very, very pious mule

 

When he sees a picture of a carrot

he has a tendency to druel

 

On Halloween he tries to scare me

by dressing up as a ghoul

 

He once challenged someone who stole my hat to a duel

 

Cause he's a very, very Old school mule

 

A needle-nosed plier is his favorite tool

 

He lifeguards on a volunteer basis and the Rec. Center pool

 

When I break down on the side of the road

he shows up with unleaded fuel

 

He's a devoted fan of Ms. Paula Abdul

 

And also approves of the recent

makeover of former folkie Jewel

 

When I told him Halle Berry's husband cheated

he just shook his head and said to himself 'what a fool'

Cause he's a very, very monogamous mule

 

Porkchop! Wake up, man, the session's not over!

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination

he now drinks exclusively O'Doul

 

And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club

to show kids smoking isn't cool

 

His favorite Elvis song is 'Don't be Cruel',

no it's 'Hound Dog'

The Mule Session (Album Version) - Adam Sandler

 

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