收聽The Matchroom Mob的Snooker Loopy歌詞歌曲

Snooker Loopy

The Matchroom Mob, ring Chas, 群星2010年12月5日

Snooker Loopy 歌詞

Snooker Loopy - Chas & Dave

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We'll show you what we can do

With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then screw back

For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We're all snooker loopy

 

Now ol' Milo as we all know's

Got loadsa dappa suits

 

London bred and he keeps his head

Though he's got Italian roots

 

Emotional but he keeps his cool

'Til he reaches the finals

And whether he wins or whether he don't

I always bite me eyeballs

Now our friend Den hours he spent

Down the snooker hall

 

On the old green baize his mates seem amazed

At skills with a snooker ball

 

And them long shots he never ever got

Why The old mind boggles

But nowadays he pots the lot

'Cause I wear these goggles

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We'll show you what we can do

With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then screw back

For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We're all snooker loopy

 

Now Terry the taff was born in a gaff

In the valleys of the land of song

 

And as the reds he puts to bed

He likes to sing along

 

And if I win he says with a grin

It can only help me can't it

I'll celebrate I'll buy another eight

Hairbrushes for me barnet

Now old Willy Thorne his hair's all gone

And his mates all take the rise

His opponent said cover up his head

'Cos it's shining in my eyes

When the light shines down on his bare crown

It's a cert he's gonna walk it

It's just not fair giving off that glare

Perhaps I ought to chalk it

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We'll show you what we can do

With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then screw back

For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We're all snooker loopy

 

Now Steve last year come very near

To winning the snooker crown

 

But he never got to put it on his ginger nut

'Cos the black ball wouldn't go down

 

His manager of all said Sod that ball

But it helped him make his mind up

Now he don't care who wins this year

'Cause he's got the rest of us signed up

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We'll show you what we can do

With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then screw back

For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We're all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we

Me and him and them and me

We'll show you what we can do

With a load of balls and a snooker cue

Pot the reds then screw back

For the yellow green brown blue pink and black

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We're all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we

We're all snooker loopy

Snooker loopy nuts are we

 

 

We're all snooker loopy