Alms Alms

Alms alms for a miserable woman

On a miserable chilly morning

Thank ya sir thank ya

Mam could you tell me whose house this is

That That's the great Judge Turpin's house that is

And the young lady who resides there

Oh her That' Johanna his pretty little ward

Keeps her snug he does All locked up

So don't you go trespassin' there or it a good whipping for you

Or any other young man with mischief on his mind

How would ya like a little muff dear

A little jig jig A little bounce around the bush

Wouldja like to push me parsley

It looks to me dear that you got plenty there to push

Alms Alms For a desperate woman