Jizz In My Pants (LP版)

The Unf**kables (LP版) - The Lonely Island

Lock eyes from across the room

Down my drink while the rhythms boom

Take your hand and skip the names

No need here for the silly games

Make our way through the smoke and crowd

The club is the sky and i'm on your cloud

Move in close as the lasers fly

Our bodies touch and the angles cry

Leave this place go back to yours

Our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night

What we've got in store

Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And i jizzed in my pants

This really never happens you can take my word i won't apologize thats just absurd

Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and

Now i jizzed in my pants

Don't tell your friends or i'll say your a slut

Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt

I'm very sensitive some woud say that's a plus

Now i'll go home and change

I need a few a few things from the grocery

Do things alone now mostly

Left me heart broken not looking for love

Surprised in my eyes when i looked above

The check out counter and i saw her face

My heart stood still so did time and space

Never felt that i could feel real again

But the look in her eyes said i need a friend

She turned to me and that's when she said it

Look me dead in the face asked cash or credit

And i jizzed in my pants

It's perfectly normal nothing wrong with me

But were going to need a clean up on isle 3

And now i posed in an awkward stance because

I jizzed in my pants

To be fair you were flirting a lot

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

Please stop acting like you're not impressed

One more thing i'm gonna pay by check

Last week i saw a film

As i recall it it was a horror film

Walked outside into the rain

Checked my phone and saw you rang

I jizzed in my pants

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away

Need to make a dash

A song comes on that's reminds me of you and

I jizzed in my pants

The next day my alarm goes off and

I jizzed in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and

I jizzed in my pants

When bruce willis was dead at the end of sixth sense

I jizzed in my pants

I just ate a grape and

I jizzed in my pants

Ok seriously you guys can we okey

I jizzed right in my pants every time your next to me

And when were holding hands it's like having sex with me

You say i'm premature i just call it ecstasy i wear a rubber

At all times it's a necessity

Cuz i jizzed in my pants

I jizz in my pants

I jizz in my pants

Yes i jizz in my pants

I jizz in my pants