Honey, I'm Home

The car won't start it's falling apart

I was late for work and the boss got smart

My pantyline shows got a run in my hose

My hair went flat man I hate that hate that

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse

I realized I forgot my purse

With all this stress I must confess

This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay

I can't wait till the end of the day

Oh honey I'm on my way

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Honey I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh by the way

Rub my feet gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone give the dog a bone

Hey hey hey hey honey I'm home

I broke a nail opening the mail

I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell

This job's a pain it's so mundane

I sure don't stimulate my brain

This job ain't worth the pay

I can't wait till the end of the day

Oh honey I'm on my way

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Honey I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh by the way

Rub my feet gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone give the dog a bone

Hey hey hey hey I'm home

Ah yeh

Oh rub my neck will you

Hey hey hey hey hey yah

Honey I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh by the way

Rub my feet gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey I'm back my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone give the dog a bone

Hey hey hey hey hey honey I'm home

Ah that feels much better

Ha ha ha

Oh yes