It's Teavee Time!

It's Teavee Time! - The Original London Cast Recording/Jay Heyman

Written by：Scott Wittm/Marc Shaima

Hello hello hello welcome

My name's doris teavee

Ah cups on doilies please

This is my husband norman

What

We have a prepared statement

Oh welcome to you gentlemen

And ladies of the press

How wonderful to share this day with you

You've traveled far and wide

Don't be shy please come inside

I've plates of petit four and cheese fondue

The reason that you've gathered

Is to meet my little boy

The hero of the good old usa

So

Now have if you're all strapped in

Let the press conference begin

Little angel do you have something to say

Bang

Bang

Futuristic rodeo

See captain knuckleduster

Hang em' on high

Take your hard drive boot em' up

For a cyber shoot em' up

This is the life now die

Oh mike is just high spirited

That's what the doctor said

He's just a mini version of my spouse

What

And they said it was a phase

When he set the cat ablaze

But the authorities request

That little mike not leave the house

And so we let him sit at the

Computer day and night

He's promised me that he

Won't ever budge

'Cause things went from bad to worse

When he chloroformed that nurse

Darling tell the people

What you told the judge

Hack

Hack

I sacked the wonka mainframe

I'm captain knuckleduster

I'm a super spy

Cracked his password goldenstar

Never had to buy a bar

This is the life now die

It was just a childhood prank

When he stole that german tank

But we never wish that we had had a daughter

Medication sets us free

One for mike and two for me

And at six I pour a shot of mommy water

Well it has been a pleasure

Having you inside our home

To see he's just a little boy at play

And though I break out in the sweats

When we hide his cigarettes

We've got him down to just two packs a day

And now we'll go to wonka's

Where he'll make some brand new friends

I pray to god he fits in with the gang

But if there is no tv

It'll be like world war three

But for now let him go out with a

Bang

Bang

Been playing on for fifty hours

Watch captain knuckleduster

Make the losers cry

You can bet for sure this kid'll win

Mommy where's my ritalin

This is the life now die

Thanks for coming