The Pitiful Children

THE SQUIP:

You were always quite the loser, Jeremy

Then I invaded and you upgraded

Badababa woah

Jeremy, it's true that I found you

But look around you

Woah

All your peers are just so incomple-e-ete

You can't see it, but they're all in pa-a-ain

Their operating system's obsole-e-ete

So let's complete the chains

And get inside those brains

Let's save the pitiful children, woah

Let's save the pitiful children, woah

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them to he-e-elp you

Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Can you see the vision clearly, Jeremy?

Users embracing and interfacing

beepbobobbo

Shiny, happy people singing swee-e-etly (yeah)

Gone is human error a-and fear (beeb bop boo beep bop boo beep bop boo beep)

Every issue tucked away so ne-e-eatly

If you feel their silent tears

Yes, turn that knob and switch that gear

Let's save the pitiful children, yeah

Let's save the pitiful children, yeah yeah yeah ye-yeah yeah

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them and soon this will be you

ALL:

Let's save the pitiful children (rab beep beep bope)

Let's save the pitiful children (re bop bo beep bop bo beep bop bo)

Let's teach the pitiful children, who haven't a clue

THE SQUIP:

That's what we do

If that's what we do

Then

ALL:

Everything about us is going to be wonderful

We love everything about Squips

Everything about us is going to be so alive

We could never live without Squips

THE SQUIP:

You won't feel left out or unsure

ALL

Not pitiful children anymore

Cuz

Everything about us is going to be cool

When... we... rule