Petrov, Yelyena and Me

Petrov, Yelyena and Me - Flight Of The Conchords

Petrov Yelyena and me

Lost but happy at sea

Petrov and Yelyena said to me

Shouldn't we have something to eat

Well I say There are plenty of fish in the sea

But all they can see is me

They say Any last requests

Biding my time I say Yes

I want to party just we three

Lost but happy at sea

So we drank all night from the keg

I passed out then awoke with one leg

I said Petrov have you seen my leg

He said No and he went back to bed

But he looked suspiciously well fed

Three days later they were hungry again

They said Any last requests my friend again

I said Do you know any Rolling Stones

It was a hilarious hilarious moment

In a very bleak bleak time of my life

So we danced all night to the Rolling Stones

When I awoke they were chewing on bones

Yelyena was supping blood from a cup

That's when I knew something was up

Hey Petrov

What is that you're eating

It's fish

How come it looks so much like my arm

Which haveabeen hacked off at the elbow last night

Late that night while they were asleep

I swallowed some arsenic to poison my meat

I was very ill but revenge is so sweet

Unlike the last meal my comrades would eat

When I awoke they were already dead

All that was left of me was my head

No not dead just a head

Lost but lonely at sea