If My Friends Could See Me Now (From "Sweet Charity")

If My Friends Could See Me Now(Complete version originally performed by Sweet Charity) - Various Artists (歐美群星)

If they could see me now

That old gang of mine

I'm eating fancy chow

And drinking fancy wine

I'd like those stumble bums

To see for a fact

The kind of top drawer

First rate chums I attract

All I can say is wow

Hey look at where I am

Tonight I landed pow

Right in a pot of jam

What a set up holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now

My little dusty group

Traipsing around this million dollar chicken coop

I'd hear those thrift shop cats say Brother get her

Draped on a bed spread made from three kinds of fur

All I can say is wow wait 'til the riff an' raff

See just exactly how he'd sign his autograph

What a build up Holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now alone with Mister V

Who's waiting on me like he was a maitre d

I'd hear my buddies say crazy what gives

Tonight she's living like the other half lives

To think the highest brow which I must say is he

Should pick the lowest brow which there's no doubt is me

What a step up Holy cow

They'd never believe it

What a step up Holy cow

They'd never belive it

If my friends could see me now