Crazy Rap (Colt 45 & 2 Zig Zags)

Crazy Rap - Afroman

Lyrics by：Joseph Foreman

Composed by：Joseph Foreman

Wait a minute man hey check this out man

Tell it

It was this blind man right

This man

It was this blind man right

He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right

Hey

He walked past this fish market you know what I'm sayin'

Fish market

He stopped he took a deep breath he said

"Woo good morning ladies"

Hahahahaha

You like that s**t man

Hey man I've got a gang of that s**t man

Hey I'll tell you what we'll all have a good time

We'll fool on the drum and hey

Hey if everybody crowd around the mic'

I'll tell you all these motherf**kin' jokes I got

First I'm gonna start off like that hey help me sing it homeboy

Said Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

As the m*******a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell I bet my Caddy will

Well it was just sundown in a small white town

They call it East Side Palmdale

Well

When the Afroman walked through the white land

Houses went up for sale

Sale

Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs

When I met a little girl named Jan

Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy

'Cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

Haha

We f**ked on the bed f**ked on the floor

Woo

F**ked so long I grew a f**kin' afro

Then I f**ked to the left

Left

F**ked to the right

Right

She sucked my d**k 'til the s**t turned white

Haha

Thought to myself "Sheeba-sheeba" got my a*s lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

Oh

So I ran I jumped out the back window

But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four

Oh

Haha

He beat me to the left he beat me to the right

The motherf**ker whooped my a*s all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad

That's the best d**n p***y I ever had

Haha

Got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine

Woo

I'm gonna f**k that b***h just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags baby that's all we need

Come on

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the m*******a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

Come on

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell I bet my Caddy will

Uh

I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair but d**n she looked good

I took her to my house because she was fine

But she whooped out a d**k that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan never m**e l**e with an African

I f**ked her once I f**ked her twice

I ate that p***y like shrimp-fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

Tell ya

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties too

So I hopped in her a*s like Kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her a*s and she said "AIEE"

Lips was breakfast p***y was lunch

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch

I met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky

She said "I'd fry some chicken if you'd just f**k me"

I came in her mouth it was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of Herbs 'n' Spices

Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags baby that's all we need

Uh

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

Uh

And as the m*******a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong

Ay wait a minute man check this out man ayy ha

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with Hennessy

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rode that a*s and said "Yes Miss Daisy"

Met this lady in Oklahoma put that p***y in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I f**k that b***h again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

F**ked her until she turned into a white albino

F**ked this hooker in Iowa I f**ked her on credit so I owe her

Haha

F**ked this girl down in Georgia

Came in her mouth man I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy h*e

She just ran across the border of Mexico

Fine young thing said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I can't afford it

I know I'ma cry when she get deported

Colt 45 and two Zig-Zags baby that's all we need

Come on

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

Uh

And as the m*******a burn we can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech & Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

So roll roll roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale skatin' on Dayton rims

Come on

So roll roll the '83 Cadillac Coupe DeVille

If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell

Have you ever went over a girl's house to f**k