Have I Got a Guy for You

Bobbie

Bobbie

Bobbie honey

Bobbie sweetie

Bobbie

Bobbie darling

Bobbie we've been trying to reach you

Bobbie bubbi

Angel I've got something to tell you

Sweetie

Kiddo

Bobbie love

Bobbie honey

Bobbie it's important or I wouldn't call

Bobbie baby

Whatcha doin' Thursday

Bobby look I know how you hate it and all

Sweetie

Bobbie baby

But this is something special

Not that you don't know a lot of lovely guys but

Bobbie come on over for dinner

There's someone we want you to meet

Bobbie come on over for dinner

This guy from the office

My best friend from high-school

It'll just be the four of us

You'll looooooooooooooooooove him

Have I got a guy for you

Wait till you meet him

Have I got a guy for you doll

Who doll

Smart But with a weakness for Sazerac slings

You give him even the fruit and he swings

The kind of stud you can't send through the mails

Call me tomorrow I want the details

Have I got the man for you

Wait till you meet him

Have I got the man for you kid

Who kid

Smooth He's into all those exotic mystiques

The Kama Sutra and Chinese techniques

They say he knows more than seventy-five

Call me tomorrow if you're still alive

Have I got a guy for you

Wait till you meet him

Have I got a guy for you girl

Who girl

Girl To be in your shoes what I wouldn't give

I mean the freedom to go out and live

And as for settling down and all that

Marriage may be where it's been but it's not where it's at

Whaddya like You like coming home to a kiss

Somebody with a smile at the door

Whaddya like You like indescribable bliss

Then whaddya wanna get married for

Whaddya like You like laughter filling your days

Somebody on your side evermore

Whaddya like You like constant showers of praise

Then whaddya wanna get married for

Whaddya wanna get married for

Whaddya wanna get married for

Whaddya wanna get married for