Security Joan

Security Joan - Donald Fagen

Well I guess I neede a miracle

If I was gonna make my flight

I had to get to Gate C13

And it was still way out of sight

But something in my carry-on bag

Ticked off the X-ray machine

Cause then an angel straight from heave

Asked me to step behind the screen

When I felt her wand sweep over me

You know I never felt so clean

Girl you won't find my name on a list

Honey you know I ain't no terrorist

Confiscate my shoes-my cell phone

You know I love-love-love you

Security Joan

I hung out at the Starbuck's

Til just around boarding time

Then I strolled on bak to the checkpiont

With just one thing on my mind

She flashed that crooked smile and said

Hon I believe you missed your flight

I said there's been a minor change of plan

And I'll be stayin' one more night

I could tell from the way she looked at me

Everything was gonna be alright

Girl you won't find my name on a list

Honey you know I ain't no terrorist

Confiscate my shoes-my cell phone

You know I love-love-love you

Security Joan