Keep Them Cold Icy Fingers Off Of Me

Homer And Jethro - Keep Them Cold Icy Fingers Off Of Me (None)

Bill Johnson was a fellow who believed in hainted sights

He used to dream about 'em

When he went to bed at night

And when he'd dream about 'em

You could nearly always tell

He'd just pull back the covers

He'd jump right out and yell

Keep them cold icy fingers off me

Keep them cold icy fingers off me

I don't mind them naked bones

I can stand the collar drone

But keep them cold icy fingers off me

One night as Bill was passing

A grave yard on the hill

Something dressed in white jumped out

And made a grab at Bill

While Bill said you may catch me

But I'll make you do your best

Before we start to travel

I'll make one last request

Keep them cold icy fingers off me

Keep them cold icy fingers off me

You may run me out of breath

You may scare me half to death but

Keep them cold icy fingers off me

Bill went to see the doctor

Had a misery in his chest

The doctor looked at him and said

Take off your coat and vest

He started tapping on his ribs

Which gave Bill such a shock

But he just grabbed the doctors hand

And he said now look out Doc

Keep them cold icy fingers off me

Keep them cold icy fingers off me

You can cure my aches and ills

With your powders and your pills

But keep them cold icy fingers off me