Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down b**ch
If you move again I'll beat the sh*t out of you
(Eminem as Kim)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying b**ch, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad b**ch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the f**k up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a f**k!
Come on we're going for a ride b**ch
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk
- So long, b**ch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you
So long, b**ch you did me so wrong
You really f**ked me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's f**ked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
Bullshit you b**ch don't f**king lie to me
What the f**k's this guy's problem on the side of me?
F**k you asshole, yeah bite me
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
Get the f**k away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the f**k could you do this to me?
Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out b**ch!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
F**k you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it b**ch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the f**k up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
NOW BLEED! B**CH BLEED!
BLEED! B**CH BLEED! BLEED!