Hey Ladies (Video Version)

Hey Ladies - Beastie Boys

Hey ladies in the place

I'm calling out to ya

There never was

A city kid truer and bluer

There's more to me than

You'll ever know

And I've got more hits

Than Sadaharu Oh

Tom Thumb

Tom Cushman

Or Tom Foolery

Dating women on TV

With the help of Chuck Woolery

Words are flowing out

Just like the Grand Canyon

And I'm always out looking for

A female companion

I threw the lasso around the tallest one

And dragged her to the crib

I took off her moccasins and put on my bib

Wheeling and dealing

I make a little bit of stealing

I'll bring you back to the place

And your dress I'm peeling

Your body's on time and

Your mind is appealing

Staring at the cracks up there

Upon the ceiling

Such and such will be the bass

That I'm throwing

I'm talking to a girl telling her

I'm all knowing

She's talking to the kid

(To the who)

I'm telling here every lie that

You know that I never did

Hey leadies get funky

All the ladies in the house

The ladies the ladies

Well me in the corner

With a good looking daughter

I dropped my drawers

Said Welcome Back Kotter

We were cutting up the rug

She started cutting up the carpet

In my apartment I begged

Her please stop it

The gift of gab is the gift

That I have

And that girl ain't nothing

But a crab

Educated no

Stupid yep

And when I say stupid

I mean stupid fresh

I'm not James at 15 or

Chachi in charge

I'm Adam and I'm adamant

About living large

With the white Sassoons and

The looks that kill

Making love in the back

Of my Coupe De Ville

(Benz)

I met a little cutie she was

All hopped up on zootie

I liked the little cutie

But I kicked her in the bootie

'Cause I don't kinda go for

That messin' around

You be listening to

My records' a number one sound

Step to the rhythm step

Step to the ride

I've got an open mind so

Why don't you all get inside

Tune in turn on

To my tune that's live

Ladies flock like bees to a hive

Hey ladies get funky

Hey hey hey hey ladies

(Girls girls)

Hey hey hey hey ladies

(One more time)

(Ain't it funky now)

Hey hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey ladies

(Ain't it funky now)

(You know that)

She's got a gold tooth

You know she's hardcore

She'll show you a good time

Then she'll show you the door

Break up with your girl

It ended in tears

Vincent Van Gogh go

And mail that ear

Call her in the middle of

The night when I'm drinking

The phone booth on the corner is

Damp and it's stinking

She said come on over

It was me that she missed

I threw that trash can through

Her window 'cause you know

I got dissed

Your old lady left you

And you went insane

You blew yourself up

In the back of the 6 train

Take my advice at any price

A gorilla like your mother

Is mighty weak

Sucking down pints till

I didn't know

Woke up in the morning

At the Won Ton Ho

'Cause I announce

I like girls that bounce

With the weight that

Pays about a pound per ounce

Girls with curls

And big long locks

And beatnik chicks

Just wearing their smocks

Walking high and

Mighty like she's number one

She thinks she's the passionate one

Hey ladies get funky

Hey hey hey hey ladies

Hey hey ladies