Birthday Song (Chopped Not Slopped) - 2 Chainz (雙鏈大師)
They ask me what I do and who I do it for
And how I come up with this sh*t up in the studio
All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe
When I die, bury me inside the Gucci store
When I die, bury me inside the Louis store
She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
Scrr scrr, wrists moving, cooking, getting to it
I'm in the kitchen, yams everywhere
Just made a jug, I got bands everywhere
You the realest ni**a breathin' if I hold my breath
Referee, with the whistle, hold his tech
Extendo clip, extendo roll
When your girl leave me she need a hair salon
Hair weave killer, goin' on a trapathon
See I done have more bombs than Pakistan
Bomb, bomb, and a bomb
She, I'm ballin' you in will call
When I die, bury me inside the jewelry store
When I die, bury me inside the Truey store
True to my religion,
True everything I'm too different
So when I die, bury me next to two b**ches
Ah, Yeezy Yeezy how you doing huh?
It's my birthday, I deserve to be greedy huh?
She holding out, she ain't givin' to the needy huh?
You go downstairs and fall asleep with the TV on
Y'all been together ten years, you deserve a Minaj
'Specially if you put that BMW in the garage
'Specially if you paid a couple
Payments on her mamma crib
Weren't you at niece's graduation?
Man, I hate those kids
Last birthday, she got you a new sweater
Put it on, give her a kiss,
And tell her, "Do better."
"How 'bout I get you jewelry from do better"
"How 'bout I get you jewelry from the Weston?"
How 'bout she hit the west end
And get her best friend?
I'm jokin', I'm just serious, I asked her
Don't be actin' like no actress,
If we preachin' then we practice
Don't be reachin', don't be touchin' sh*t
We in Kanye West's Benz,
Cause I will turn you back to a pedestrian
It's your birthday, it's your birthday
Bad b**ches contest, you in first place
You in first place, you in first place
I show up with a check to your workplace
Then hand the valet the keys to the Mercy
Tell the DJ play your song, this sh*t come on
What I'm seein' from the back I can't front on
When I die, bury me inside the booty club
Get it good, get it good, get it get it good
I might switch it up and get you good
And how I come up with
This sh*t up in the studio
Deuce and Ye
We like Snoop and Dre
And this your birthday, baby?
You deserve a coupe today
Bad b**ches contest you in first place!