Gaston (From "Beauty & The Beast") 歌詞
Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack
Gaston
Gaston Richard White
Lefou Jesse Corti
CHORUS
GASTON Who does she think she is
That girl has tangled with the wrong man
No one says no to Gaston
LEFOU Darn right
GASTON Dismissed Rejected Publically humiliated
Why it's more than I can bear
LEFOU More beer
GASTON What for Nothing helps I'm disgraced
LEFOU Who you Never Gaston you've got to pull
Yourself together
LEFOU
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom d**k or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
LEFOU and BEERDRINKERS
No one's been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
GASTON
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
LEFOU and BEERDRINKERS
My what a guy that Gaston
Give five hurrahs
Give twelve hip hips
Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
BEERDRINKER 1
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
THREE BLONDES
For there's no one as burly and brawny
GASTON
As you see I've got biceps to spare
LEFOU
Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny
GASTON
That's right
And every last inch of me's covered with hair
BEERDRINKERS
No one hits like Gaston
OTHER BEERDRINKERS
Matches wits like Gaston
LEFOU
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
GASTON
I'm especially good at expectorating
Ptoooie
ALL
Ten points for Gaston
GASTON
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
ALL
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
LEFOU
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
GASTON
I use antlers in all of my decorating
GROUP of BEERDRINKERS
Say it again
ANOTHER GROUP of BEERDRINKERS
Who's a man among men
FIRST GROUP
And let's say it once more
SECOND GROUP
Who's that hero next door
ALL
Who's a super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down
LEFOU
And his name's
G-A-S T
G-A-S-T-E
G-A-S-T-O
Oh
ALL
Gaston