Happy Birthday Ralph

Happy Birthday Ralph - Atom And His Package

What 'em up

You're breakin' hearts and you're breakin' guitars

Today's your birthday

And you don't even know how old you are

You're in love with every woman from tyler

You went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer

You used to be fat

I think then I liked you best

'Cuz now you're skinny I'm chubby

And you make fun of my breasts

And I'm sorry that this may sound weird

But you gotta do something

'Bout the food in your beard

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you are fu in' disgusting

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you are fu in' disgusting

You can't wear your bike hat because of your hair

Wherever you go

You break everything everywhere

This year sixth gear

Now get on your way

Shut off the stereo chorus

And the digital delay

Some people

They think you're rhastafarian

Because it pisses you off

And they ask you for pot

I think I like it

I know I like it

I like it a lot because

Because it pisses you off

So for your birthday

I got you some hawaiian punch on tap

H P O T

So now you can stop borrowing my stuff

And trying your new kung fu moves out on me

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you are f**king disgusting

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you are f**king disgusting

You can't wear your bike hat because of your hair

Wherever you go

You break everything everywhere

This year sixth gear

Now get on your way

Shut off the stereo chorus

And the digital delay

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you have a beard

Fu

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you are perverted and weird

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you are f**king disgusting

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you

Even though you are f**king disgusting

Happy birthday Ralph

I love you