It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy)

It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic

Written by：Sean "Puffy" Combs/Notorious B.I.G./Sean Jacobs/Jason Phillips/David Styles/Kim Jones/Deric Angelettie/Linda Laurie/Teri Elinger/Al Yankovic

It's all about the Pentiums baby

Uhh uh huh yeah

Uhh uh huh yeah

It's all about the Pentiums baby uh

It's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

Yeah

What y'all wanna do

Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard

Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard

Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills

Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills

I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM

I never feed trolls and I don't read spam

Installed a T1 line in my house

Always at my PC double clickin' on my mizouse

Upgrade my system at least twice a day

I'm strictly plug and play I ain't afraid of Y2K

I'm down with Bill Gates I call him money for short

I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support

It's all about the Pentiums what

You've gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen

You've got white out all over your screen

You think your Commodore 64 is really neato

What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito

You're usin' a 286 don't make me laugh

Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half

You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette

You're the biggest joke on the Internet

Your database is a disaster

You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster

Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar

Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

And postin' me too like some brain dead AOL er

I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller

You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

Now what y'all wanna do

Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard

Wanna run wit my crew hah

Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do

They call me the king of the spreadsheets

Got 'em all printed out on my bedsheets

My new computer's got the clocks it rocks

But it was obsolete before I opened the box

You say you've had your desktop for over a week uh ha

Throw that junk away man it's an antique come on

Your laptop is a month old well that's great

If you could use a nice heavy paperweight

My digital media is write protected

Every file inspected no viruses detected

I beta tested every operating system

Gave props to some and others I dissed 'em

While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin'

It does all my work without me even askin'

Got a flat screen monitor forty inches wide

I believe that your says etch a sketch on the side

In a 32 bit world you're a 2 bit user

You've got your own newsgroup alt total loser

Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax

Where'd you get your CPU in a box of cracker Jacks

Play me online well you know that I'll beat you

If I ever meet you I'll control alt delete you

What what what what what

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums it's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums

What y'all wanna do

Wanna be hackers code crackers slackers

Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard

What