Careful with That Mic... (LP版) 歌詞
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Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm
Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm
Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm
So tell me when you took a practice scholastic aptitude test
Did you know the answers or did you guess
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
And act all over bad to jack up your sound scan
What's the matter with you
How come you rhyme monosyllabically
Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary
Your style's like a garbage can
It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since you first record
You been in a state of suspended animation
You look like snuffaluffagus and australopiphecus
Me cray you abacus
But enough about you lets talk about me
And how single-handedly
I redefined the entire science of radiostronomy
Making nobel prize winners question my notions of reality
Oh but I digress
You play sorry I play chess
King's pawn to B3 checkmate
Go get some percosets
Haha haha
Careful with that mic weezy
Do you really think it's that easy
Mmm this is really good ice cream
You want some of it
Oh my bad
I didn't know you were lactose intolerant
Makes you pass gas frightens all the girls away
Only friends you keep are those you pay
Always on the ready for the wack snack attack
I carry sandwiches
Around in a straight edge style Jansport backpack
Got the gadget Q gave Bond
Control your mind
Make you jump in a pond
Go quack-quack
Flap your arms
Leave you confused but completely unharmed
Haha haha
Careful with that mic weezy
Do you really think it's that easy
Do you really think it's true
That up above they can't hear you
Haha haha
Now look here Both you
And I know the past ten years have been rather intense
And I'm ashamed to admit
That I have been fooled by the seductions of violence
People walking around with ugly auras
Sometimes I'm even tempted to see
The advice of Dr Laura
But I ignore her
And I take a deep breath and count to ten
Ain't gonna let it get under my skin
Take a deep breath and count to ten
Think of all the nice places that I've been
Like back when I was waging peace against the Visigoths
I was tutored in the ancient mystories
By a wizened philosoph
Learned the polyrhythm of celestial time
And wait for the one to come
And get it done and finish the rhyme
Haha
Careful with that mic weezy
Do you really think it's that easy
Do you really think it's true
That up above they can't hear you
Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm
Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm
Haha haha Mmhmm mmhmm Haha haha