I'm a Woman (From "Smokey Joe's Cafe)

I Am a Woman - Ameritz Tribute Standards

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and

Have em hangin out on the line

I can starch and iron 2 dozens shirts fore

You can count from 1 to 9

I can scoop up a great big dipper full

Of lard from the drippins can

Throw it in the skillet go out and

Do my shopping be back before it melts in the pan

Cause I'm a woman W O M A N

I'll say it again

I can rub and scrub this old house

Til it's shinin like a dime

Feed the baby grease the car and powder

My face at the same time

Get all dressed up go out and

Swing til 4 a m and then

Lay down at 5 jump up at 6 and

Start all over again

I'm a woman W O M A N

I'll say it again

If you come to me sickly you know

I'm gonna make you well

If you come to me all hexed up you know

I'm gonna break the spell again no why

If you come to me hungry

I'm gonna fill you full of grits

But it's lovin you're likin

I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin fits

Cause I'm a woman W O M A N

I'll say it again

I'm a woman

W O M A N

I can stretch

A green black dollar bill from here to kindom come

I can play the numbers pay

The bills and still end up with some

I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says

There ain't nothing I can't do

I can make a dress out of a feed bag

And make a man out of you

'Cause I'm a woman

'Cause I'm a woman

W O M A N

Woman