Happy Holidays Y'all

The Hit Crew2013年1月29日



Happy Holidays Y'all - The Hit Crew

There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up

On mom's TV set


An angel made of Styrofoam holds Rita's cigarette


Santa waves an empty beer in his plastic hand


Everyone is here this year it's Christmas time again

You know the kids are in their sleepin' bags

With every kind of toy


And Ken and Kay have hit the hay in dads new La-Z-Boy


Fran has got a cozy spot beneath the Christmas tree


Sittin' in his underwear drunk as he can be


Last night we stuffed our stockings and hung the mistletoe


When Santa Claus came knocking he looked like Uncle Joe


Someone put the coffee on and find the Tylenol


Merry Christmas everyone happy holidays y'all


Of course old dad got mom a flannel robe

And Ken a socket set


Mom got Kay a super value pack of Nicorette


And Kay got Ken a Nordic Track and a new guitar for me


Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CD

Last night we all sang Jingle Bells and opened up our hearts


This morning our house looks like hell or possibly Wal-Mart


Someone clean the gravy boat and dress the Barbie doll


Merry Christmas everyone happy holidays y'all

We're makin' mimosas on the deck and packin' the U-Haul


Merry Christmas everyone God bless us one and all