Happy Holidays Y'all

The Hit Crew2013年1月29日

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Happy Holidays Y'all - The Hit Crew

There is a Barbie doll in the gravy boat up

On mom's TV set

 

An angel made of Styrofoam holds Rita's cigarette

 

Santa waves an empty beer in his plastic hand

 

Everyone is here this year it's Christmas time again

You know the kids are in their sleepin' bags

With every kind of toy

 

And Ken and Kay have hit the hay in dads new La-Z-Boy

 

Fran has got a cozy spot beneath the Christmas tree

 

Sittin' in his underwear drunk as he can be

 

Last night we stuffed our stockings and hung the mistletoe

 

When Santa Claus came knocking he looked like Uncle Joe

 

Someone put the coffee on and find the Tylenol

 

Merry Christmas everyone happy holidays y'all

 

Of course old dad got mom a flannel robe

And Ken a socket set

 

Mom got Kay a super value pack of Nicorette

 

And Kay got Ken a Nordic Track and a new guitar for me

 

Ken got sister Spanish speaking lessons on CD

Last night we all sang Jingle Bells and opened up our hearts

 

This morning our house looks like hell or possibly Wal-Mart

 

Someone clean the gravy boat and dress the Barbie doll

 

Merry Christmas everyone happy holidays y'all

We're makin' mimosas on the deck and packin' the U-Haul

 

Merry Christmas everyone God bless us one and all

 

***歌詞來自第三方***