D.I.V.O.R.C.E

D.I.V.O.R.C.E. - The Romantics

Our little boy is four years old

Quite a little man

So we spell out the words

We don't want him to understand

Like T O I or maybe S U R A R I S E

But the words we're hiding from him now

Tears the heart right out of me

Our D I V O R C E becomes final today

Me and little J O E will be going away

I love you both and this will be

Pure H E double L for me

Oh I wish that we could stop this D I V O R C E

Watch him smile

He thinks it's Christmas

Or his fifth birthday

And he thinks C U S T O D Y

Spells fun or play

I spell out all the hurtin' words

And I turn my head when I speak

'Cause I can't spell away this hurt

That's dripping down my cheek

Our D I V O R C E becomes final today

Me and little J O E will be going away

I love you both and this will be

Pure H E double L for me

Oh I wish that we counld start

This Z R B O R C A