The Streak

The Streak - Country Crusaders

Hello everyone this is your action

News reporter with all the news

That is news across the nation

On the scene at the supermarket There

Seems to have been some disturbance here

Pardon me sir did you see

What happened

Yeah I did I＇s standin＇ overe there by

The tomaters and here he

Come running through the pole beans

Through the fruits and vegetables

Nekkid as a jay bird And I hollered over t＇

Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂

But it＇s too late she＇d already been incensed

Here he comes look at that look at that

There he goes look at that look at that

And he ain＇t wearin＇ no clothes

Oh yes they call him the Streak

Look at that look at that

Fastest thing on two feet

Look at that look at that

He＇s just as proud as he can be

Of his anatomy

He goin＇ give us a peek

Oh yes they call him the Streak

Look at that look at that

He likes to show off his physique

Look at that look at that

If there＇s an audience to be found

He＇ll be streakin＇ around

Invitin＇ public critique

This is your action news reporter once again and

We＇re here at the gas

Station Pardon me sir did you see what happened

Yeah I did I＇s just in here gettin

My car checked he just appeared out of the traffic

Come streakin＇ around the grease rack there didn＇t

Have nothin＇ on but a smile

I looked in there and Ethel was gettin＇

Her a cold drink I hollered ＂

Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late

She＇d already been mooned Flashed her right there in front of

The shock absorbers

He ain＇t crude look at that look at that

He ain＇t lewd look at that look at that

He＇s just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh yes they call him the Streak

Look at that look at that

He likes to turn the other cheek

Look at that look at that

He＇s always makin＇ the news

Wearin＇ just his tennis shoes

Guess you could call him unique

Once again your action news reporter in the booth at the gym

Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff

Pardon me sir did you see what happened

Yeah I did Half time

I＇s just goin＇ down thar to get Ethel a snow cone

And here he come right out of the cheap seats dribbling right

Down the middle of the court Didn＇t have on nothing but his PF＇s

Made a hook shot and got out through the concessions stand

I hollered up

At Ethel I said ＂Don＇t look Ethel ＂ But it was too late She＇d

Already got a free shot Grandstandin＇ right there in front of the

Home team

Oh yes they call him the Streak

Here he comes again

Look at that look at that

The fastest thing on two feet

Ethel Is that you Ethel

Look at that look at that

What do you think you＇re

He＇s just as proud as he can be

Doin＇ You git your

Of his anatomy

Clothes on

He＇s gonna give us a peek

Oh yes they call him the Streak

Ethel Where you goin＇

He likes to show off his physique

Ethel you shameless

Hussy Say it isn＇t so

Look at that look at that

Ethel Ethelllllll