My Fondest Childhood Memories (Album Version)

My Fondest Childhood Memories (Album Version) - Macy Gray

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter

She had a pet kangaroo

Wore big breasts and feathers

She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered

And I loved her till I

Caught her sexing my father

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her

When I was 13 the plumber stopped by

The house was flooding

And no one knew why

Within no time at all he got rid of the water

And I was grateful

Till I caught him plunging my mother

He gonna hurt you momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him

He gonna hurt you momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him

He gonna hurt your momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him

And I don't feel bad about it

Say what

And I don't feel bad about it

These are my fondest childhood memories

I was just a kid

So they let me go despite the murders that I did

All grown up now as you can see

My parents are still happily married

Thanks to me

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her

She gonna hurt you daddy never again

She wasn't a friend

So I killed her

He gonna hurt you momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him

He gonna hurt you momma never again

He wasn't a friend

So I killed him

These are my fondest childhood memories