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Mona Lisa

The Lonely Island2016年6月3日

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Mona Lisa (蒙娜麗莎) (Explicit) - The Lonely Island

Written by:Khari Cain/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Bell

I'm headed to Paris

 

At a quarter to noon

 

So excited to see her

 

I went straight to the louvre

 

I heard she's exquisite

 

So I bought my ticket

 

Pushed my way to

The front of the crowd

And I couldn't believe what I saw

 

Mona Lisa you're an

Overrated piece of s**t

 

With your terrible style

And your dead shark eyes

And your smirk like

You're hiding a dick

What the f**k is this B***h

 

Mona Lisa the original basic B***h

 

Traveled thousands of miles

To see your beautiful smile

 

Talk about a bait

And switch you ugly

 

I'm headed to cairo

To see the pyramids

 

But what did I find there

A dirty pile of bricks

 

There was trash all over

 

And a very foul odor

The smell was out of a camel's ass

But even that wasn't as bad as

 

Mona Lisa you're worse

Than the pyramids

 

Can someone explain why

The whole wide world

 

Is obsessed with a garbage pail kid

Looks like a garbage pail kid

 

And davinci must have

Sucked an art historian's dick

 

To get this girl who looked

Like uncooked bread

At the top of the all time list of paintings

 

Mona Lisa I got to know

 

Where the f**k are your eyebrows

 

I really wanna know

 

You could land a helicopter

On that big potato forehead

 

Get this chick some rogaine

 

You a bloated porpse girl

I'm an American man

 

This is my native land

Where no one lies about paintings

 

But that's not the case in france

 

Where the naked ladies dance

 

And they look like Dennis Franz

 

You're so mangy mona

Hair part wider than a country road

Unless you count

Cause she died alone a

The Mona Lisa sucks la da da da da

 

***歌詞來自第三方***