F**K Everything (Explicit)

F**K Everything (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie

Yo all the rappers claim to not give a f**k

Well step aside b***hes

'Cause I give the lowest amount of f**k humanly possible

What

I don't a give a f**k

About anything f**k everyone and f**k everything what

I don't give a f**k

I literally don't give a f**k about anything

I don't give a f**k about motherf**kin' anything

People care about s**t I say f**k everything

F**k you f**k me f**k the sky f**k trees f**k the sun

I don't need heat for Vitamin D

And f**k toasters I don't need to cook my bread

And f**k coasters I use a little plate instead

And f**k roosters with their useless cockadoodledoo

We invented alarm clocks we no longer need you

Don't give a f**k about chairs I prefer to stand

And f**k air conditioners I got a ceiling fan

And f**k the movie the fan starring Wesley Snipes

Demolition man's the only Snipes movie I like

And f**k liking s**t

I don't even like the stuff that I like

Don't give a f**k about not liking

All the s**t I don't like

Like tissues f**k 'em I blow my nose on the couch

And f**k my nostrils and my sense

Of smell I breathe through my mouth

Don't give a f**k about seeing b***h f**k my eyes

F**k visual perception yo

I'd rather be blind

F**k time seconds are too short

And minutes are a joke

And hours are way too long

They should be half an hour at most

And f**k coasts don't give a f**k

About where water meets land

And f**k boats just because

You float you think you're so f**king bad

And f**k jokes I don't need to be funny all the time

My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die but

I don't a give a f**k

About anything f**k everyone and f**k everything what

I don't give a f**k

I literally don't give a f**k about anything

Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup

The girl says small medium large

I say b***h I don't give a f**k

She said I can't process

Your order if you don't pick a size

I said fine I'll take a large

But I still don't give a f**k alright

Don't give a f**k about beverage size options motherf**ker

And I don't give a f**k about liquids either

They're all wet and s**t

And tend to spill all over the place

Like human semen when

I get it all over my face

I'm not gay I just don't give a f**k

About straight sex

And f**k my dick I'll pee

And cum out of my mouth instead

F**k biological functions

F**k the human body

I prefer the body of a bat

With the head of a coyote

I call myself Batyote and

I fight crime at night

I know it's similar to Batman

But motherf**k copyright

I plagiarize all the time

I do it everyday

'Cause I'm on the right track baby

I was born this way

And f**k birth entering the world

Of space and time is a b***h

Searching for purpose in the random universe

Sucks dick

Is it deterministic or am I free

To choose my way

Did I choose to not give a f**k about ice cube trays

If I want ice I'll go to the f**king corner

Store and buy a bag

Filling you up and waiting for the water

To freeze is a motherf**king drag

You know what f**k the word f**k

I don't need to use it

I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus

I don't a give a chainsaw

About anything chainsaw everyone

And chainsaw everything what

I don't give a chainsaw

I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything

If there was a contest to see

Who doesn't give a f**k the most

I wouldn't win 'cause I don't give a f**k

About winning yo

I don't even give a f**k about not giving a f**k

So I do give a f**k wait what

I give a f**k

About anything I love everyone

And care about everything

What

I give a f**k

I literally care about every motherf**king thing