Pissed (With Pie)

Pissed (With Pie) - Chris Moyles/Ed Sheeran (艾德·希蘭)

I wanna be drunk when I wake up

I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock

I wanna be smashed before the world wakes

Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes

No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all

I wanna be drunk by this morning

Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring

Schoefield windshield I'm not very sober

I think I'll struggle to get through this song

Cause I need some booze every once in a while

Helps me get through Jeremy Kyle

All dramas through lie detection mum f**ked a member of one direction

Pass the larger let's stop the thinking and

Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie with pie

Maybe I'll stop drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Or maybe just one more

Walking into work I am winning

I wish this room would stop it's bloody spinning

Another meeting they're all repeating and my attention is now depleting

I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again

And maybe other people like me

You see the little stain below it really is pee

Pant's are damper should be wearing pampers

'Cos I just think I wet myself

'Cos when it comes to the evening time

I spill words when I'm downing the red wine

I strike a cool pose in waitrose

Chucked out by a guard with a large nose

Try to hide it

Try to fight it

It's too late 'cause I think I sh*t myself with pie with pie

Maybe I'll stop drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Stop my drinking now

Or maybe just one more

All by myself

In a Mexican bar

All by myself

In casualty

All by myself

Outside of casualty

All by myself

Just drunk again

Yes I'm drunk again

Completely drunk again

I think I need some sleep