If I Had $1,000,000

If I Had a Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a house I'd buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a K Car a nice reliant automobile

And if I had a million dollars

I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars I'd

Build a tree fort in our yard

If I had a million dollars you could

Help it wouldn't be that hard

If I had a million dollars maybe we could

Put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know we could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff

And there'd all be foods laid out for us like

Little pre wrapped sausages and things

They have pre wrapped sausages but

They don't have pre wrapped bacon

Well can you blame them

Yeah

If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a fur coat but

Not a real fur coat that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

Yep like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you John Merrick's

Remains all them crazy elephant bones

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't

Have to walk to the store

If I had a million dollars we'd take a

Limousine 'cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars we wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner

But we would eat Kraft dinner

Of course we would we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That's right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Wel I'd buy you a green dress but not

A real green dress that's cruel

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel

And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars

Well I'd buy you a monkey haven't

You always wanted a monkey

And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars if I had a million dollars

If I had a million dollars I'd be rich