Ying Yang Friends (feat. Bo Burnham)

Ying Yang Friends - T.J. Miller/Bo Burnham

Ying yang friends

Ying yang friends

TJ

Bo burnham love this dude friends

Forever right manyea brother

Ebony and ivory except we both ivory mother f**kers

Yea man hear that beat that's heavy man that's heavy

We gotta respect one another I respect his work you all

Yea respect his family

Yea I'll respect your families you all

It's the illest still silliest dr seuss

I f**k witches b*tches make goody proctor loose

Yea I went to the zoo and I fisted a goose

And while my hand was inside it

I threw up the deuce bruce

Die hard what're you talking about willis

I'm the fresh young kid

You the saggy old phyllis

Diller kid I'm the DJ killer now I'm

Passing the mic off to DJ miller what

It's the silliest illiest illiest dr seuss

I f**k witches make doctors proctors loose

I went to the zoo man uhh and fisted a goose man

When my hand was inside her

I threw up two fingers die hard

Uh yo teej those are my rhymes dude

And stealing my rhymes dude is borderline rude

What are you talking about man

What's the deal I mean did the beasty boys

Do it they

No the beasty boys emphasize words at the ends of

Words ok she wearin' I'll do something different

Okay go here go

Yo teej that's my rhymes dude

And stealing my rhythms is borderline rude

You're joking right that's the same

No I'm singing that's the chorus it's not hop

Of course I can sing you sing

That I sing I said

I'll give you a word just rhyme just rhyme a word look

The best duo around ain't no one bigga yea

I wanna give a shout out to all my niggaaaas

No dude we can't f**king say that are you serious

What what you said it yesterday in the car

I was okay I was singing along

T1o the song that I enjoy

Whatever man you said it in the car

Well

When you say it in the car you get say it outdoors

Are you like in one of your moods today or whatever

Yea mood you know I get it

I'm always in a mood I'm always off

Well it seems like alright just please rap disturb

Oh yea no sure I'll rap I love rapping

I got so much sadness so much shame

Because when we go on stage

They always scream your name

No look no man no one's leaving you out

It's just bo bo is easy to shout

When we share hotel rooms I feel like a creep

Because I like masturbating while watching you sleep

Yo that's f**ked up dude man you said bo trust me

Now I know why all my pillows are crusty

I'm really really worried and a bit annoyed it seems

You're sending signals like

Some f**ked up sigmund freud sh*t

I'll never be like you you'll always be better

Yo just wake me up next time we'll jack off together

What no that's not what I wanna do

Movie or something

Come on don't be weird man

It's just difficult because obviously

You're the better rapper

No it's not

Yea in this situation

Better is a stupid word it's we balance each other out

I'm not some special needs kid okay

No well alright

Yea there's always one person's better

Right you're justin timberlake

I'm the rest of n'sync

Ying yang friends one two punch

Hungry still here's some lunch

We're dodo ring like fodo quasimodo got a hunch

Mess with us we'll f**k your daughter

Take her out break her water

Now tj please make the track even hotter

I can't because you're the better man

Everybody likes you and the plan is always your decision

You're the best look at tj make fun

Of his sweatervest yea

When girls wanna sleep with you they talk to me

Then you tell them hey walk over here with me

Then you make out with them

When clearly I was talking to her

All night at the bar dude she

Clearly a very attractive you're red head

Who is into photography

It seems like you have issues that you need to work out

Before you step out into the recording studio

Work them out on my own

I get it okay

It's over

We done here

Yea we're done

Don't let the door hit you yea the way that you

On the time you go out of the yea yea exit

Hey yoyoyo

Ying yang friends

Hahaha

Do this again

Friends forever until the end mother f**kers

See you tomorrow

Peace