Talent Show (Explicit)

Talent Show - Snoop Dogg (史努比狗狗)

I been trying to develop an alternative fuel

From a mix of all natural substances

But the mix was highly volatile until we find a catalyst

To help stabilize the compound and supercharge the fuel

I'm sorry what was this magical catalyst

M*******a motherf**ker

Uh ladies and gentlemen players and playettes

Teachers staff and students

I am very honored to welcome you

To the high school annual talent show

Brought to you by the makers of

Wiz Khalifa Premium Rolling Papers

And the qualified rollers of Snoop Dogg Master Kush

So without further adieux let's get this show on the road

First contestant bring your talent to the foreground

And let your smoke be yo' background

Everytime I go out

I'm blowing that smoke out

I buy it don't even know the price

I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit

And I'll be somewhere up in the sky

My n***a it's about to go down

We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die

All we need up in heres h*es now

Roll one up clean the ride case them h*es wanna jump inside

Got a joint filled with quality s**t

My bottom b***h smoking with me n***as talk s**t

All of 'em shrimp

I'm a big fish

Roll a joint lick it once tell you hit this

Groupies on my d**k

Several kushes on my hit-list

In and out these n***as b***hes

Smoking tree and not to mention hustling trying to mind my business

You probably went to class while I was in the hallway skipping

Yeah I hear what they saying just be to high to listen

'Bout my money tripping if I even fold it wrong

You ain't smoking this good

If it's fire tell you I sold it all

Or wait 'til one of my h*es come 'round to roll it all

Or say f**k it and cuff it 'til I go smoke with Dogg

I show off I show off I show off

Car push to start hit the button once it go off

Keep the money coming in and the papers rolled up

And ain't worried about a hating n***a they get no love

Everytime I go out

I'm blowing that smoke out

I buy it don't even know the price

I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit

And I'll be somewhere up in the sky

My n***a it's about to go down

We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die

All we need up in heres h*es now

Roll one up clean the ride case them h*es wanna jump inside

I go green like I was Arch Bishop Don Juan

And blow circles around you suckas like a marathon

My gym teacher told me but I didn't listen

My b***h did my homework and now I'm in detention

It should be suspension

This is my audition

So play your position get the picture I envision

Did she mention: Snoop Dogg was made for kissing

A barracuda fishing she on a mission for me

Pleasure pain and glory in my inventory

My SATs my little b***h she did 'em for me

And now we prancing on stage at the talent show

We flossing my clothes my chain and my knapsack

Full of that hand me that can you see my telescope

Principal say she want to see me cause she smell my smoke

'Bout my money tripping even if I fold it wrong

Blowing zones with Wiz because this is the protocol

Everytime I go out

I'm blowing that smoke out

I buy it don't even know the price

I talk cause I live it come pay me a visit

And I'll be somewhere up in the sky

My n***a it's about to go down

We fly it's no lie that we high 'til we die

All we need up in heres h*es now

Roll one up clean the ride case them h*es wanna jump inside

Yeah it's the Archbishop Don "Magic" Juan

It's a talent show and everybody got to know

You got to be ready so you don't have to get ready

So when I stepped in for the talent show

I had stole the show because I was already ready

Everybody should know they part

Because the whole world is the stage

And everybody play a part

So when you at the talent show

You got to know yo' part

And you got to know when to move

And when not to move

And by me being a famous player

And know my game

I took the talent show because I had style

I had flash I had originality

I had me and that's what it's all about

When you doin a talent show you got to be you

Green for the money gold for the honey

I'm the original