If My Friends Could See Me Now

If My Friends Could See Me Now - The Hit Crew

Tonight at eight you should've seen

A chauffeur pull up in a rented limousine

My neighbours burned

They like to die

When I tell them

Who is getting in and going out is I

If they could see me now

That little gang of mine

I'm eating fancy chow

And drinking fancy wine

I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

The kind of top drawer

First rate chums I attract

All I can say is

Wow

We look at where I am

Tonight I landed pow

Right in a pot of jam

What a set up

Holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now

My little dusty group

Traipsing around this million dollar

Chicken coop

I'd hear those thrift shop cats say

Brother get her

Draped on a bed spread

Made from three kinds of fur

All I can say is wow

Wait till the riff an raff

See just exactly how

Hed sign his autograph

What a build up holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now

Alone with mister V

Who's waiting on me

Like she was a maitre d

I'd hear my buddy's saying

Crazy what gives

Tonight he's living

Like the other half lives

To think the highest brow

Which I must say is she

Should pick the lowest brow

Which there's no doubt is me

What a step up holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now