If I Were A Rich Man (From "Fiddler On The Roof" Soundtrack)

If I Were A Rich Man (From "Fiddler On The Roof" Soundtrack) - John Williams/Chaim Topol/"Fiddler On The Roof” Motion Picture Orchestra

Oh dear Lord

You made many many poor people

I realize of course it's no shame to be poor

But it's no great honor either

So what would have been so terrible

If I had

A small fortune

If I were a rich man

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn't have to work hard

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

If I were a biddy biddy rich

Yidle diddle didle didle man

I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the

Dozen

Right in the middle of the town

A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below

There would be one long staircase just going up

And one even longer coming down

And one more leading nowhere just for show

I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese

And ducks

For the town to see and hear

Squawking just as noisily as they can

And each loud cheep and swaqwk and honk and quack

Would land like a trumpet on the ear

As if to say here lives a wealthy man

If I were a rich man

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn't have to work hard

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

If I were a biddy biddy rich

Yidle diddle didle didle man

I see my wife my golde looking like a rich

Man's wife

With a proper double chin

Supervising meals to her heart's delight

I see her putting on airs and strutting like a

Peacock

Oh what a happy mood she's in

Screaming at the servants day and night

The most important men in town would come to fawn

On me

They would ask me to advise them

Like a Solomon the wise

If you please reb tevye

Pardon me reb tevye

Posing problems that would cross a rabbi's eyes

Heidi da di dada

Heirik dada

Heirik dadada

And it won't make one bit of difference if I

Answer right or wrong

When you're rich they think you really know

If I were rich I'd have the time that I

Lack

To sit in the synagogue and pray

And maybe have a seat by the eastern wall

And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men

Several hours every day

That would be the sweetest thing of all

If I were a rich man

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum

If I were a wealthy man

I wouldn't have to work hard

Ya ha deedle deedle bubba bubba deedle deedle dum

Lord who made the lion and the lamb

You decreed I should be what I am

Would it spoil some vast eternal plan

If I were a wealthy man