Twisted (LP版) - Bette Midler (貝蒂·米德勒)
Written by：Annie Ross/Wardell Gray
"How ya doin' girls Long time no see Listen I've been to the doctor lately Honey I just spent forty dollars to hear that from that guy "
My analyst told me
That I was right out of my head
The way he described it he said
"You'd be better off dead
Than alive "
I didn't listen to his jive
I knew all along he was all wrong
And I knew that he thought I was crazy
But you know I'm not Oh no
He said I need treatment
But I'm not that easily led
He said I was the type that was most inclined
When out of his sight
To be out of my mind
And he thought I was nuts
No more if's or and's or but's
They say as a child I appeared a little bit wild
With all my crazy ideas
But I knew what was happenin'
I knew I was a genius
What's so strange when you know that
You're a wizard at three
I said "Baby this is meant for me me me me "
I heard little children were supposed to sleep tight
That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night
My parent's got frantic didn't know what to do
But I had saw some crazy things
Before I came to
Now do you think I was crazy
I may have been only three but I was swingin'
They all laughed at A Graham Bell
They all laughed at Edison
And also at Einstein
So why should I feel sorry if they just
Didn't understand the reasoning and the logic
That went on in my head
I had a brain it was insane
So I just let them laugh at me
When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses
All because there was no driver on the top
"Did you ever hear a story like that in your life Honey that chick is bananas Do you hear Bananas Oh waiter bring me another banana dacquari would ya "
Ba ba ba ba
"Oh here she comes again "
Badada badada badada Wo
But I said "Doctor
I think that it's you instead
'Cause I got a thing that's so unique and new
It proves that I got the last laugh on you
'Cause instead of one head ooh I got two
And you know two heads are better than one "
"Honey she is twisted"