College Humor

College Humor - mike./Kinetics

Haha oh yeah

Yo mike who the f**k is Julie

I have no idea but f**k it

Yeah it's Mike Stud Homie

Man I love college I never wanna leave this place

Van Wilder I got the keys to the gate

Hold up hold up yeah I think it's my turn

Let me get up in your ear like a sideburn

Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed

And if you don't like the track

Than you need to rewind

I stay going hard I'm Cal Ripken boy

Leaning on the cup I'm sippin boy

I'm gifted boy

Making money chips ahoy

Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy

Yeah and it's a quick decision

Fresh all my work is in mint condition

Peep the precision surgeon on the track

F**k going in I'm bout to make a quick incision

And I go about my flow quite swiftly

Go fast then I change it up like cliff lee

And I'm telling all the girls the same thing

I'm telling all the girls I love them

But I don't really mean a damn thing

I just wanna go home and f**k them

So I I'm just trying to have fun

So I I'm just trying to have fun

So I I'm just trying to have fun

Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun

Now I love all the girls

But it's still cash first

Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve

It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me

I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee

And I'm so hot right now it might melt her

And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker

Haha God dammit I'm a douche

Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops

It's been two months and I might get famous cocky

Talk more sh*t than Skip Bayless sorry sorry

And you really ain't living how I'm living

Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fitting

Nah I'm just kidding I swear I'm deserving

Coming for the top spot quicker than a virgin

And it's over checker the flag

Big heart mo'f**ker with a pecker to match

And I'm telling all the girls the same thing

I'm telling all the girls I love them

But I don't really mean a damn thing

I just wanna go home and f**k them

So I I'm just trying to have fun

So I I'm just trying to have fun

So I I'm just trying to have fun

Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun

I'm trying to have F U N

If you don't like it F U then b**ch

Hah ha yeah

God dammit Julie keep it down

I'm just trying to have fun

Haha Yeah