Beer Goggles

The turn out tonight is weak

The crowd is looking meager Only 40 to 50 in the flock

But 3 more beers

And I'm playin' Wood

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And you can probably see

That we're not all that tight

A couple more drinks will alter your sight

That does not mean fight

I'm not saying I have to be drunk

But tequila shots make it more fun

Oh

Beer Goggles

Oh

Beer Goggles

I love to put them on

Put them on

Next to each other at the bar

She's thinkin' he's the one

I'm thinkin' where's my car

She thinks

I look good Obviously she didn't smell that fart

Oh what kind of cologne is that you're wearing

Hey man it's a start Hi

My name's Barbie

My name's Ken

The perfect couple

'Cause we're drunk in the head

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Drunk

Oh Beer Goggles

Oh Beer Goggles

I'm drunk again

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