Uncle Fud

Uncle Fud - Dorothy Shay

Now I was born in tennessee

And i was married when i was three

My husband couldn't wait fer me

Cause he was 47

My kinfolk supp and head him home

Said I was married far too young

And I must wait

Till I become

A growed up gal of seven

So i yupps and marries my brother in law

I didn't have to ask my paw

My maw said shucks he ain't your paw

Your paws your uncle fud

My uncle fud says a no he warrent

Your cousin luke is the guilty varmit

They wayy laid mo that night

Con sarn it

Got a relatives in my blood

So that makes my cousin

My sista sue

Darnd if we know who is who

My nephew is my yuncle too

It's just one big happy family

Well i gets tard of my brother in law

So i thought i'd tarry

With with my nit wit uncle on my nephews side

My nitwit uncle harry

Now he sets around

And he wittles good

He goes a brong brong brong

And he does it good

I'd sure marry him if i could

But he's got six wives already

There must be something uncle harrys got

That make them women hang around alot

He chased me once

And i got caught

Way down in tennessee

But that's just the reason i longs to be

In the hills of tennessee

With with my uncle harry just amusin me

He goes a brong brong brong brong brong