I Love This Bar

We got winners We got losersChain smokers

And boozersWe got yuppiesWe got bikers

We got thirsty hitchhikers

And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Mmmm I love this bar

We got cowboysWe got truckersBroken-hearted fools

And suckersWe got hustlersWe got fightersEarly birds

And all-nightersAnd the veterans

Talk about their battle scars

Mmmm I love this bar

I love this bar

It's my kind of place

Just walkin' through the front door

Puts a big smile on my face

It ain't too far

Come as you are

Mmmm I love this bar

We got short skirts We got high techs

Blue collar boys and rednecks

We got lovers Lotsa lookers

I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers

And we like to drink our beer from a Mason jar

Mmmm I love this barYes I do

I like my truck

I like my girl friend

I like to take her out to dinner

I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar

It's my kind of place

Just twirlin' around on the dance floor

Puts a big smile on my face

No cover charge

Come as you are

Mmmm I love this bar

Mmmm I love this old bar

We got divorcees and a big bouncer man

An old jukebox and a real bad band

We got waitresses and we got barflies

A dumb-a** and a wise-guy

If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 672 why

Hmm hmm hmm I love this bar

Play it on out boys

Beer-thirty's over

Got to take it on home

Hmm hmm hmm I love this bar

I just love it