That Don't Impress Me Much

That Don't Impress Me Much - 90s Classics

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart

But you've got being right down to an art

You think you're a genius you drive me up the wall

You're a regular original a know it all

Oh oo oh you think you're special

Oh oo oh you think you're something else

Okay so you're a rocket scientist

That don't impress me much

So you got the brain but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket

And a comb up his sleeve just in case

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it

'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh oo oh you think you're special

Oh oo oh you think you're something else

Okay so you're brad pitt

That don't impress me much

So you got the looks but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine

You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in

I can't believe you kiss your car good night

C'mon baby tell me you must be jokin' right

Oh oo oh you think you're special

Oh oo oh you think you're something else

Okay so you've got a car

That don't impress me much

So you got the moves but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much

You think you're cool but have you got the touch

Don't get me wrong yeah I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm on the long cold lonely night

That don't impress me much

Okay so what do you think you're elvis or something

Whatever

That don't impress me