County Line (Explicit)

Seven in the morning

Standing in the line

Three fools in front of me

Drinking on some wine

Two in the back of

Me sucking on a joint

And one in back of them

Ready for a new sport

There's 4-5 suckers

Way way in the back

Stooped down low

With the crowd smokin crack

They looking at me funny

Coz I got a record out

And a ni**a

With a record out is supposed

To have some proud

A forth of the people

In the line be hookers

But the other forth betta ask help themself

A forth of the people having good faith

And all of the rest

All f**ked up in the head

A bald headed stank b**ch is

About to make me laugh

And a ni**a who need a bath is

Asking for my autograph

Ain't nothing changed but the time

I got to get mine

So I'm standing in the county line

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Coz It's all about money

Ain't a damn thing funny

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

You got to have the conned

And letn them looking funny

I walked through the front door to fill out my ap

Here comes another sap asking if I rap

I don't say a word coz he know that I do

I'm down with the maad a** u know hoo

I take a numer and a seat

I'm sweating from the heat

Somebody got their shoes off

I smell their feet

My number is 80 It's still on 20

I look up at the clock

And now is 10:30

Free butter and cheese

Oh please oh please

Can I get my food stamps

So I can leave

I got money and a car

But they don't really know it

Now they asking me a gang of questions

Coz I told them I was homeless

I'm living in a car drive back in the alley

But I use to shack up

With a hooker named sally

Line after line

Ruff is the time

My life is in a bomb

So I'm standing in the county line

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Coz It's all about money

Ain't a damn thing funny

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

You got to have the conned

And letn them looking funny

I'm sittin at a desk talking to a social worker

She thinks I'm a fool

But I know that I can work her

Punk a** ho sittin

Behind the window all toe up a** tramp

Rollin that week sheets of mine

You have a penetentry record

I said I know that biatch

She wants to know

What kind a work do I do

I said I haven't worked since 1982

I can't find a job

Though I looked and I looked

Took one hit of the crack and mistook

She sittin there wonderin

What did coz I did

And the whole time i'ma

Watchin like I'm smokin me a joint

Job search work the projects whackness

And in a few weeks I'd get my check

Now I got to wait for them

To call me trough the window

So I can get some cash to pay for

The hotel and the bathshow

It's 5:13 by the clock on the wall

Mothaf**kez move

So I can make a phonecall

Sh*t is getting late

And the time is 29

That why so many

Niggas standing in the county line

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Coz It's all about money

Ain't a damn thing funny

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

You got to have the conned

And letn them looking funny

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

You got to have the conned

And letn them looking funny

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

Coz It's all about money

Ain't a damn thing funny

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh

County Line - Coolio