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Mr. Sears and Mr. Roebuck

Dorothy Shay2014年9月25日

Mr. Sears and Mr. Roebuck 歌詞

 

Mr. Sears And Mr. Roebuck - Dorothy Shay

Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck

 

I've been sittin' here a-thumbing

Through your book

 

Page a hundred ninety-nine

Shows a stove that's mighty fine

And a feller in an apron like a cook

 

Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck

 

That electric stove's away above my class

 

It's a beauty yes indeed

But the thing I really need

Is that man to teach me

How to cook with gas

 

Don't send the stove

It's the kind I'd like to buy

But I ain't makin' much singin' ballads

 

I don't need the stove

But if I could have a guy

He could toss me around like his salads

 

Oh Mister Sears and Roebuck

 

All the items in your catalog are slick

 

But the gadget I'd admire

 

Is that man beside my fire

Take his apron off

And send him to me quick

 

Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck

 

I've been checkin' your supplies

For tennis courts

 

There is something I should get

Not a racket or a net

 

But I sure could use that rascal in the shorts

 

Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck

 

Your canoe on page a hundred forty-three

 

Now that's the type that I would pick

 

But I'm up a different crick

Can't you send a feller here to paddle me

 

I don't want a bath

Soapy water makes me howl

Don't the folks in your ads ever mind it

 

I can't use a bath

You can keep your Turkish towel

Only ship me the sheik from behind it

 

Don't mean to fuss oh Roebuck

 

But you'll never fill my order it appears

 

If the shortage is acute

 

I'm an easy girl to suit

 

I'll shut up if you will send me

Mister Sears if he ain't taken

I'll shut up if you will send me

 

Mister Sears