Mr. Sears and Mr. Roebuck 歌詞
Mr. Sears And Mr. Roebuck - Dorothy Shay
Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck
I've been sittin' here a-thumbing
Through your book
Page a hundred ninety-nine
Shows a stove that's mighty fine
And a feller in an apron like a cook
Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck
That electric stove's away above my class
It's a beauty yes indeed
But the thing I really need
Is that man to teach me
How to cook with gas
Don't send the stove
It's the kind I'd like to buy
But I ain't makin' much singin' ballads
I don't need the stove
But if I could have a guy
He could toss me around like his salads
Oh Mister Sears and Roebuck
All the items in your catalog are slick
But the gadget I'd admire
Is that man beside my fire
Take his apron off
And send him to me quick
Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck
I've been checkin' your supplies
For tennis courts
There is something I should get
Not a racket or a net
But I sure could use that rascal in the shorts
Dear Mister Sears and Roebuck
Your canoe on page a hundred forty-three
Now that's the type that I would pick
But I'm up a different crick
Can't you send a feller here to paddle me
I don't want a bath
Soapy water makes me howl
Don't the folks in your ads ever mind it
I can't use a bath
You can keep your Turkish towel
Only ship me the sheik from behind it
Don't mean to fuss oh Roebuck
But you'll never fill my order it appears
If the shortage is acute
I'm an easy girl to suit
I'll shut up if you will send me
Mister Sears if he ain't taken
I'll shut up if you will send me
Mister Sears