Girl Meets Boy
Andrew Lloyd Webber, Original Broadway Cast Of Sunset Boulevard, Judy Kuhn, Vincent Tumeo1994年1月1日Girl Meets Boy 歌詞
JOE：
Girl meets boy
That's a safe beginning
BETTY：
It's nearly closing
I thought you weren't going to show
JOE：
So did I
I felt it might be kinder
BETTY：
What are you saying
JOE：
Come on Miss Schaefer you know
BETTY：
What
JOE：
Every time I see some young kid
Dreaming they'll produce a masterpiece
I just want to throw them on the next train home
BETTY：
Never thought
You'd be so condescending
JOE：
Sorry Miss Schaefer
I didn't come here to fight
BETTY：
Girl meets boy
If that's how you want it
She's a young teacher
He's a reporter
It's hate at first sight
JOE：
It won't sell
These days they want glamour
Fabulous heiress meets handsome Hollywood heel
The problem is
She thinks he's a burglar
Would you believe it
A wedding in the last reel
BETTY：
It doesn't have to be so mindless
You should write from your experience
Give us something really moving
Something true
JOE：
Who wants true
Who the hell wants moving
Moving means starving
And true means holes in your shoe
BETTY：
No you're wrong
They still make good pictures
Stick to your story
It's a good story
JOE：
O K Miss Schaefer
I give it to you
BETTY：
What do you mean
JOE：
Just what I said I've given up writing myself So you write it
BETTY：
Oh I'm not good enough to do it on my own
But I thought we could write it together
JOE：
I can't I'm all tied up
BETTY：
Couldn't we work evenings Six o'clock in the morning
I'd come to your place
JOE：
Look Betty it can't be done It's out
Look let's keep in touch through Artie
That way if you get stuck we can at least talk
Write this down
I'll give you some ground rules
Plenty of conflict
But nice guys don't break the law
Girl meets boy
She gives herself completely
And though she loves him
JOE &BETTY：
She keeps one foot on the floor
BETTY：
No one dies except the best friend
No one ever mentions communists
No one takes a black friend to a restaurant
JOE：
Very good
Nothing I can teach you
We could have had fun
Fighting the studio
BETTY：
Yes Mr Gillis
That's just what I want
ARTIE：
What a nightmare
Good to see you
Come to my new year's party
JOE：
Last year it got out of hand
ARTIE：
Guaranteed bad behaviour
JOE：
See you then
BETTY：
Don't give up
You're too good
JOE：
Thanks