The More I Drink

The More I Drink - Deja Vu

He was sitting at the bar

Sipping on a regular Coke

We were drinking and smoking

And making him the butt of our jokes

We all said Man what happened to you

Why can't you just have a few

He said I would if I could

But it's probably best that I don't

Cause the more I drink the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancingmachine

I get loud I get proud and it gets worse

Well if I have one I'll have thirteen

Now there ain't no in between

Cause more I drink the more I drink

A couple of cold ones

And somebody hands me a shot

Hey even buck-tooth and bow-legged women

Start looking hot

And pretty soon I'm bumming cigarettes

And sweet talking some big brunette

Yeah once I get on a roll

Ain't no telling where I'll stop

Cause the more I drink the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancing machine

I get loud I get proud and it gets worse

Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen

Now there ain't no in between

Cause the more I drink the more I drink the more I drink

Yep yep

Hmm that's what I'm talking about

Man if I have one I'll have thirteen

And they can't get me off the karaoke machine

The more I drink the more I drink

Yeah the more I drink the more I drink the more I drink