Fruit

Fruit - Hagfish/Not Documented

If I were gay

I'd see the world a different way

If I were gay

You'd look at me but not that way

Politically I'm incorrect

In every way

The church would like to see me burn

And call me names

Fruit Fruit Fruit everywhere

It's in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit Fruit Fruit all the way

So take your best friend

And kiss him like you just don't care

Remove the she

Insert the he

The song's the same

And if you feel a little queer

Don't refrain

And lesbians

They are my friends they are my friends

If I were lesbian

I'd want my girlfriends' friends

Fruit Fruit Fruit everywhere

It's in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit Fruit Fruit all the way

So take your best friend

And kiss him like you just don't care

If I were gay

If I were gay

If I were gay

I'd see the world a different way

If I were gay

If I were gay

If I were gay

You'd look at me but not that way

Fruit Fruit Fruit everywhere

It's in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit Fruit Fruit all the way

So take your best friend

And kiss him like you just don't

Fruit Fruit Fruit everywhere

It's in the way you shake your derriere

Fruit Fruit Fruit all the way

Take your best friend

And kiss him like you just don't care