Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You

Jehovah Made This Whole Joint For You - New Radicals

Written by：Gregg Alexander

Meet a girl I met Carolina

Her parents jumped off Niagra Falls

She broke her hips when she was a baby

Trying to hop the Berlin wall

It's not that she's anti American

Although she shot a mayor at nine

He looked just like the prez on TV

But didn't know in '63 he had died

Does she think that this world is all wrong

Does she think I'll rob her and run

When I ask her she gets her gun

And simply says scat boy scat scat

But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

Look at the birdie in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

And isn't it wonderful to be alive

So original in her black lipstick

Listening to some obscure band

But easy fens it's all the other night I can't promise

Lesson to the famous girl and

That's okay she's helping the environment

By sipping pure water and such

Then she screams we better start thinking about

The ozone layer while tossing out a Styrofoam cup

Does she think this world's all wrong

Does she think I'll rob her and run

When I ask her she gets her gun

And simply says scat boy scat scat

But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

Look at the birdie in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

And isn't it wonderful to be alive

Real deep sh*t on her mind

Let's kill the world take over everything

She says We don't need politicians

They breed mistrust

And as a matter of fact did you steal my purse

Purse purse

Yeah but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be alive

Isn't it wonderful to be alive

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be alive

Huh isn't it beautiful to be a

Isn't it wonderful to be alive

It's so wonderful I feel like

Cry cry cry cry cry cry

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