The Monkey

The Monkey - Dave Bartholomew

Yeah the monkey speaks his mind

Now three monkeys sat in a coconut tree

Discussing things as they are said to be

Said one to other now listen you two

There's a certain rumour that can't be true

That man descended from our noble race

Why the very idea is a big disgrace

No monkey ever deserted his wife

Starved her baby and ruined her life

Yeah the monkey speaks his mind

And you've never known a mother monk

To leave the babies with others to bunk

And passed them on from one to another

Till they scarcely knew who was their mother

Yeah the monkey speak his mind

And another thing you will never see

A monkey build a fence around a coconut tree

And let all the coconuts go to waste

Forbidding all other monkeys to come and taste

Why if I put a fence around this tree

Starvation would force you to steal from me

Yeah the monkey speaks his mind

Here's another thing a monkey won't do

Go out on a night and get all in a stew

Or use a gun or a club or a knife

To take another monkey's life

Yes man descended the worthless bum

But brothers from us he did not come

Yea the monkey speaks his mind