Nether Zombie Pigman Minecraft Rap

Pig man

My name's Dan and I'm a

Pig man

Let me show you around the nether

Pig man

My name's Dan and I'm a

Pigman hanging with my pigman gang

And we'll be found underground

Deep down in the nether

Nether region covered by a

Brown bit of leather

With a wibble and a wobble

Through the purple portal

You're living in a world

That will hurt all mortals

Stay alert or you'll hurtle and fall

In a gorge and the gore that results will be awful

CAUTION

You better be warned to be cautious

Never snort nether wart in the nether fortress

Hope you thought to have brought enough torches

This isn't the sort of resort to be thoughtless

Enduring it will take up all your resources

You could end up on the floor feeling nauseous

Did you fall for us

Of course this is courtship

No soz your lordship

I thought we could all kiss

Fed up and we're bored of you calling us Porkers

We're the pigman

And we're all frigging gorgeous

Pig man

My name's Dan and I'm a

Pig man

Let me show you around the nether

Pig man

My name's Dan and I'm a

Pigman hanging with my pigman gang

We're the Pig men

Live in a den with other

Pig men

I consider my friends

You'll find the Pig men

In the obsidian dimension

Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen

The other pigmen claim in a clever clogs

So let me tell you all about the other nether mobs

In the nether I wonder wether you've ever seen a

Wither with a skeleton With a wither skeleton

Have you ever been aghast at a ghast as it blasts

Burning gas at your a*s that could shatter a glass

So attack

And when the thing disappears

It can ac

tually bring you to tears

Like a sad book or some tragic news

Or perhaps a man hug from a magma cube

I assume that isn't gonna happen again

Like a baby pig sat on the back of a hen

Be warned of the lust for chasing the blaze rod

Or you'll end up more lost than a stray dog

In trouble lava bubbles like a hot tub of radox

You're just another name jotted in the case log

Longer than the list of the mobs in this place

There's plenty more brought friends to play with

Have you fought twenty blazes

Avoided enderman gazes

Attempt to make sense of this empty page

Though the map won't show how immense this cave is

Like Big Ben

It's surrounded by pigmen

Oooh Political

Can you tell what I did then

Pig man

My name's Dan and I'm a

Pig man

Let me show you around the nether

Pig man

My name's Dan and I'm a

Pigman hanging with my pigman gang

We're the Pig men

Live in a den with other

Pig men

I consider my friends

You'll find the Pig men

In the obsidian dimension

Where the pigmen live in a big pig pen

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